厨房传来一声吼<></span><></span>晏子逸<></span>你是不是又偷我黄瓜了<></span><></span>

<></span>哎呦<></span>老妈<></span>你小点声<></span>吓得我魂都飞了<></span><></span>

总裁妈妈从厨房里走出来<></span><></span>行啦<></span>再敷也没人看<></span>你你都回来这么久了<></span>你们家‘二十四孝姐夫’怎么还不追来把你带走啊<></span>以前你要是一闹脾气回娘家<></span>那可是立马坐火箭光速追来的啊<></span><></span>

<></span>妈……你这是哪壶不该提提那壶<></span><></span>晏子逸嘟囔<></span><></span>兴许他们家火箭维修呢<></span>高铁都减速了<></span>还不许人家火箭减速啊<></span><></span>

<></span>是嘛<></span>那这修得也够久的了<></span><></span>晏妈妈故作沉思<></span><></span>万一他们家火箭报废了呢<></span>那你们不成了七仙女和董永<></span>天人永隔了吗<></span>（原谅她小学语文老师死得早……）算了<></span>你也甭等了<></span>让你爸赶紧再给你找个好的<></span>我还等着抱孙子呢<></span>你弟我是指望不上了<></span>就盼着你了<></span><></span>着就拨了电话<></span><></span>喂<></span>晨曦啊<></span>你赶紧滴给你家丫头找个女婿吧<></span>配置要齐全<></span>最好自带火箭的那种<></span><></span>